EP 11 We're Mean Because We Stalk From A Distance

Episode 11! Sorry it wasn't up last night Sasha!

This episode starts with Nessa confessing a secret! She threw herself under the bus and is now awaiting her restraining order. Walt is still in denial! Love them and leave them! Faces for radio!

Celebrity Rehab, China might have a penis, Surreal Life, Vern pees in the corner and moans in bed, another shout out to Michael in Stgt!

Holly is an irresponsible citizen! Sinus headaches ruins voting! We blame JayT!

Guest spots on Archerr, podcasting STDs, Walt's a media whore and 16 inches. And by 16 inches, we mean uptight and average. Arthur is lovely! Holly is on the penicillin!

Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

Voicemails! Taffy, it wasn't Holly...she doesn't listen. Tim from Terminally Single is taking us on a cruise, thanks Tim! Luke from Instant Gratification, Luke is Nessa's pawn er.... bitch which will be on loan to Walt occasionally. Luke, you need to podcast so we can pimp you out! Crazy Melanie is anal about her bad TV, sister you are preaching to the choir.

Beauty and the Geek, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond we hate you! Battle of the Reality Network Stars and Circus of the Stars! Gotta go find some on the youtube.com! School House Rocks! Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Emails! Mary is a fruit fly! Brad loves food porn! Crazy Melanie does not like Strawberry Shortcakes, we think? Ricky gives Holly a shout out that we appreciate, he's an awesome downzie bitch american!

There is plenty of time to sponsor Holly on her Walk for Animals! If Holly didn't thank you in the show, you may have sponsored after we recorded. To those people, THANK YOU!

A new drinking game! Absolutely, that's awesome!

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Ford porn in the form of gifts from our fabulous listeners Candy and Diane!

Eating a stick of butter! um, must throw up now!

Outtake at the end! Pretend names are fun!

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We're Mean Because Charlene Tilton is Dumb

I mention the Battle of the Network Stars on Episode 11. Enjoy a couple clips.



Scott Baio vs. Charlene Tilton



Billy Crystal vs. Larry Wilcox



ABC vs. CBS vs. NBC in the pool

We're Mean Because Sally Struthers Ate A Brontosaurus

I mentioned Sally Struthers being the voice of Pebbles on the old Pebbles & Bamm Bamm show an episode or two ago. I tried finding something on YouTube from this, but there isn't a lot posted. The two clips presented here are the opening theme song and a cartoon someone taped with their video camera right off the tv.

We're Mean Because Brenda Vaccaro Loves Tampons

EP 10 We're Mean Because We're Pod-Fading

Episode 10...Double digits y'all!

Now I promise that the sound is 100% better and should be after three tries!

Like Betty White (see show art) we are tired of this episode! And in the spirit of the show, we are tired of show notes!

Tons of smells likes! Happy Birthday Sara and Ricky!

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We're Mean Because Holly Loves Animals

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Thanks everyone,

Holly, Nessa, and Walt
XO

EP 09 We're Mean Because Walt's Delusional

Episode nine is here! We tried really hard with the sound folks! If you don't like it, um, well, suck it.

We discuss a few more cereals we forgot last time. Boo for Sesame Street and their carrot eating ways!

J-Lo's kids. Sven and Inga is normal right? Those are their middle names! Hell in a hand basket, a pretty pink one! Drink your juice Shelby! We don't have any glasses!

Holly shares a somewhat serious story. Can you pass me a dinner roll? Kick back to PIMC! Good times!

Emails galore! Walt and Holly are married?! Nessa wants a title :(! Podfade effective episode 18! Crazy grandmas! FP Holly has a new bitch! pssh! Walt's balls vs. Fatty Daddy's, a mini smells like! Love, Dad. Another rotating bitch! It's all about the junk. Holly speaks fluent gay. What's a mangyna? Holly will cut a bitch. Doughnuts ooooohhhh! Holly almost died because of an apple turnover.

We get a special email from a listener, Steve Jobs, and Dr. Drew. Walt is delusional!

Voicemails! Taylor gives Nessa a stern talking to. Tim from Terminally Single tells us about jesus chicken. Kevin describes being Holly's bitch and Nessa touches herself inappropriately. Ricky, our Downzie Bitch American, it's a long one. Qcast is just driving around. Nessa smells like Kleenex.

We discuss having birthday months and a contest coming up for our listeners! Details to come!

Holly talks about more food porn.

As always, Skype has the last word! More of Walt's delusion after the show!

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