EP 15 We're Mean Because We're Homewreckers

Episode 15!

We start with a tale of Frankenklinger! It takes a mirror and a pair of pliers. Archerr group show and JayT doesn't listen.

We discuss the different Cadbury creme egg flavors. Say no to fudge, it's not worth the calories. Calories don't count on Easter. Banana juice. Grilled peanut butter and banana sammie. We celebrate the obese Elvis! Subway celebrates Mama Cass. Scooby doo and pot induced munchies. Walt plays with his dolls. We continue the food porn with talks of Papa Johns pizza. Garlic and Cheese sauce. No human contact required.

The joys of crappy service. Thanks for bringing me my sodas, here's a dollar. Cows gave Holly a conscience.

We're three old people talking about our cats! Sell it to the Gypsies! Karaoke! Nessa's white trash! "Bad music" on your iPod. Rick rolling and Milli Vanilli! Everyone used to lip sync. Putting on the hits!

Holly has a fortune in her pocket leads to an email!

Walt wants his socks back Qcast! Luke won't come out of the bathroom!

Voicemails...um, listen to them, no notes, I'm lazy.

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EP 14 We're Mean Because of Easter Candy!

Episode 14 begins with an outtake!

Hurrah!

We begin discussing the food porn store Mr. Bee told us about during the last episode.

Cheesy Monday night TV, the Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Fit Club.

Diet goals, Walt is a skinny bitch, Candy, more candy, and more candy! Mexican and Italian. It's all cheese and carbs!

We have a ton of voicemails!
No more Byzantine Empire, How do you kill someone with a cell phone? Check Walt out on Terminally Single episode 29! Walt is so modest! Our Jewish Princess, The Vanderbilts don't hire incompetent legal council. They don't suffer from the CRS. Anderson likes waffles. Michael Stipe had Cheerios. Holly held the towel. Food Porn! Sorry, Anthony about the lost voicemail. Food pornographer! We do not like the Applebees! Send the recipe! Gordon Ramsey is cute in a weird way! Send the iPhone, we'll recycle it for you! Tim is in the bitter barn. A showgirls moment? What? We're confused because Walt is the star. Holly was on her hands and knees for the Stanley Steamer man. We're positive that today sucks! Holly is going on a road trip. Erik will be moved for the weekend. Crazy Melanie! Vote Nader! Walt's a pussy tease! I've fallen and i can't get up! Holly has an idea for a television show. Uncle SuperBee! Aunt Holly! He didn't tell us what he forgot! But wait, he called back. Finally done! Thank you all, it's awesome how great ya'll are.

Emails- um you can listen to the show.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate, if not, your seat is saved in hell :)

Special message after the show for a very special listener!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because Tim's Terminally Single

Just wanted to make a quick mention of an extra-curricular appearance by me. I'm a guest on this week's episode of Terminally Single. You can find the show either by going to iTunes and finding the podcast or by going directly to it's website.

EP 13 We're Mean Because We Feel Gay

Lucky episode 13 for three of our listeners!

Nessa is a nazi, Walt that was TMI! We actually sorta had to plan this episode (sorry Michael in Stgt)!

You have to listen to the show to find out who won the contest! First come, first serve! We have an Amazon.com, iTunes, and Target gift card up for grabs! You winners need to email us as soon as possible with what you want in order of how bad you want it. Thank you for everyone who left us a review and participated!

Fun talk of cold sores, yay for Clorox wipes! Herpes, good times!

Molly, call our voicemail line! We love you! Luke, be a good bitch! Walt will let you wear clothes! Celebrity Rehab Reunion! Holly is psychic. Vern as Freddy?! It could happen in our world. Top Chef. That is an ugly mother fucking Kiwi! Hells Kitchen! He feels gay! Gordon Ramsey has double standards.

Voicemails...11 of them...good god! Emails too! You can find the food porn store here!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because We Don't Want Skirts With Uteruses On Them!

So bizarre I posted it on my personal blog, and had to put it here, too. This is currently available for purchase on Etsy. Wow! That is sure a conversation piece! File this under "what the hell?"

EP 12 We're Mean Because of the Byzantine Empire

Episode 12, a little late and a little long. Suck it.

Nessa shares a story from her youth. It was a friend damn it! There will be no pretend voicemail!

New show art for PIMC is hot! There is no pillow case! Nessa is not ashamed! Comments on Holly's sick picture.

Talks of Fatty Daddy's podcast and Holly gets creepy and promptly changes the subject!

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

We all have girl crushes on Molly Ringwald. Walt will post junk pictures once he loses 100 more pounds :) He is on the Olsen diet! Boo to large eyebrows! Poor Lourdes!

Voicemails! Travis, the food pornographer! Holly is eating for two! Tim from Terminally Single. Circus of the Stars may be coming back!! Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land. Eric you are hot! We need a third Eric!

Emails! Travis hates Bobby Flay and Emeril! Walt has a new crush! Mad Fan Girl Sasha! Sorry we are needy! Walt will be licking boots ASAP! New listener Zigg! We officially have an old dyke as a fan! Yay! Dogs are better than co-workers. Holly's new bitch Bjorn! You will never beat Nessa's scores on the HMDWL forum! Walt doesn't want to be cut. Candy, we love you! Holly's package lasted almost six minutes! Queerbait! Nick, you do have a podcast. Walt, give Ken the candy!

Walt gives a history lesson for one special "listener." You may change your one-star review now. Holly rants!

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Holly continues her rant! Tell us how you really feel!

Last minute voicemail! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio and There Are Some Who Call Me Tim!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because She's Betty White

Another reason why we love her. And I think Craig Ferguson is pretty.