EP 17 We're Mean Because It's a Hot Tranny Mess!

Episode 17, A very special episode!

WMBYS's first attempt at a group show! We are joined by:

Michael from QCast CT (qcastct.com)
Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy (boy-oh-boy.blogspot.com)
Tim from Terminally Single (Terminallysingle.net)

Smells like Three's Company!

Voicemails at the end of the show! Thank you...

Wes from Live it up! http://liveitupthepodcast.com
Michael from Qcast! http://www.qcastct.com
Adam from London! http://adaminlondon.com
Ryan, the Bossy Bottom! http://reallywhatiwantis.blogspot.com
Archerr from Archerr Radio! http://archerradio.com
Tom from Ramble Redhead! http://rambleredhead.com
Ricky from Foul Monkeys! http://foulmonkeys.com
Brad from Knoxville! um...http://www.knoxville.org

(Brad, send your pic! We promise not to laugh when you can hear us ;))

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because Losing Weight Is Hard

Losing weight sucks. It does because it's hard. I talk about it often on the podcast and I keep hearing from people that I'm an inspiration. While that still freaks me out, I absorb every last bit of it and it helps. The support of the people surrounding me, whether it's in real life or from my online friends, has been invaluable. I don't think I could have made it this way without it. That being said, I wanted to give everyone a head's up to a new blog. Listener Melanie (you know, the old and crazy one :-) ) has just started a new blog, A Broad Broad, chronicling her mission to drop some weight. Stop by and show her the love.

EP 16 We're Mean Because Chocolate is Our Jesus

Episode 16...

Nessa keeps fucking Walt up! Holly buys clearance candy! It's already gone! Nessa is trying to behave! Nessa lives vicarious through Holly! Holly is going to die on a toilet! Holly's eulogy on episode 18, the podfade episode! Archerr's nipples! Next stop, cock-shots! You can send them to Landofdenial@gmail.com.

Someone stole out domain! (nine years ago). Food porn and not in the good way! You can always rely on the monkeys to be foul.

Walt rides the bus with "special people." Holly's Jewish and worships at the house of Cadbury. Nessa gots the hookup from her in-laws. The story of Nessa and Derek.

Smells Like! (We know, it's been a long time)

More discussion of diets and Walt's new goal! Walt inspires!

Voicemails from:

Fatty Daddy (http://bigfattyonline.com/)
Crazy (old) Melanie
Brad (Our newest bitch who speaks chinese)
Mary (http://adrinktobesober.blogspot.com/)
Kevin(http://www.qcastct.com/ and sock stealer extraordinaire)
Ricky (http://foulmonkeys.com/)

Email from:

Chris from L.A. (who we have confirmed to be a man)

Outtake at the end!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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EP 15 We're Mean Because We're Homewreckers

Episode 15!

We start with a tale of Frankenklinger! It takes a mirror and a pair of pliers. Archerr group show and JayT doesn't listen.

We discuss the different Cadbury creme egg flavors. Say no to fudge, it's not worth the calories. Calories don't count on Easter. Banana juice. Grilled peanut butter and banana sammie. We celebrate the obese Elvis! Subway celebrates Mama Cass. Scooby doo and pot induced munchies. Walt plays with his dolls. We continue the food porn with talks of Papa Johns pizza. Garlic and Cheese sauce. No human contact required.

The joys of crappy service. Thanks for bringing me my sodas, here's a dollar. Cows gave Holly a conscience.

We're three old people talking about our cats! Sell it to the Gypsies! Karaoke! Nessa's white trash! "Bad music" on your iPod. Rick rolling and Milli Vanilli! Everyone used to lip sync. Putting on the hits!

Holly has a fortune in her pocket leads to an email!

Walt wants his socks back Qcast! Luke won't come out of the bathroom!

Voicemails...um, listen to them, no notes, I'm lazy.

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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EP 14 We're Mean Because of Easter Candy!

Episode 14 begins with an outtake!

Hurrah!

We begin discussing the food porn store Mr. Bee told us about during the last episode.

Cheesy Monday night TV, the Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Fit Club.

Diet goals, Walt is a skinny bitch, Candy, more candy, and more candy! Mexican and Italian. It's all cheese and carbs!

We have a ton of voicemails!
No more Byzantine Empire, How do you kill someone with a cell phone? Check Walt out on Terminally Single episode 29! Walt is so modest! Our Jewish Princess, The Vanderbilts don't hire incompetent legal council. They don't suffer from the CRS. Anderson likes waffles. Michael Stipe had Cheerios. Holly held the towel. Food Porn! Sorry, Anthony about the lost voicemail. Food pornographer! We do not like the Applebees! Send the recipe! Gordon Ramsey is cute in a weird way! Send the iPhone, we'll recycle it for you! Tim is in the bitter barn. A showgirls moment? What? We're confused because Walt is the star. Holly was on her hands and knees for the Stanley Steamer man. We're positive that today sucks! Holly is going on a road trip. Erik will be moved for the weekend. Crazy Melanie! Vote Nader! Walt's a pussy tease! I've fallen and i can't get up! Holly has an idea for a television show. Uncle SuperBee! Aunt Holly! He didn't tell us what he forgot! But wait, he called back. Finally done! Thank you all, it's awesome how great ya'll are.

Emails- um you can listen to the show.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate, if not, your seat is saved in hell :)

Special message after the show for a very special listener!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because Tim's Terminally Single

Just wanted to make a quick mention of an extra-curricular appearance by me. I'm a guest on this week's episode of Terminally Single. You can find the show either by going to iTunes and finding the podcast or by going directly to it's website.

EP 13 We're Mean Because We Feel Gay

Lucky episode 13 for three of our listeners!

Nessa is a nazi, Walt that was TMI! We actually sorta had to plan this episode (sorry Michael in Stgt)!

You have to listen to the show to find out who won the contest! First come, first serve! We have an Amazon.com, iTunes, and Target gift card up for grabs! You winners need to email us as soon as possible with what you want in order of how bad you want it. Thank you for everyone who left us a review and participated!

Fun talk of cold sores, yay for Clorox wipes! Herpes, good times!

Molly, call our voicemail line! We love you! Luke, be a good bitch! Walt will let you wear clothes! Celebrity Rehab Reunion! Holly is psychic. Vern as Freddy?! It could happen in our world. Top Chef. That is an ugly mother fucking Kiwi! Hells Kitchen! He feels gay! Gordon Ramsey has double standards.

Voicemails...11 of them...good god! Emails too! You can find the food porn store here!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because We Don't Want Skirts With Uteruses On Them!

So bizarre I posted it on my personal blog, and had to put it here, too. This is currently available for purchase on Etsy. Wow! That is sure a conversation piece! File this under "what the hell?"

EP 12 We're Mean Because of the Byzantine Empire

Episode 12, a little late and a little long. Suck it.

Nessa shares a story from her youth. It was a friend damn it! There will be no pretend voicemail!

New show art for PIMC is hot! There is no pillow case! Nessa is not ashamed! Comments on Holly's sick picture.

Talks of Fatty Daddy's podcast and Holly gets creepy and promptly changes the subject!

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

We all have girl crushes on Molly Ringwald. Walt will post junk pictures once he loses 100 more pounds :) He is on the Olsen diet! Boo to large eyebrows! Poor Lourdes!

Voicemails! Travis, the food pornographer! Holly is eating for two! Tim from Terminally Single. Circus of the Stars may be coming back!! Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land. Eric you are hot! We need a third Eric!

Emails! Travis hates Bobby Flay and Emeril! Walt has a new crush! Mad Fan Girl Sasha! Sorry we are needy! Walt will be licking boots ASAP! New listener Zigg! We officially have an old dyke as a fan! Yay! Dogs are better than co-workers. Holly's new bitch Bjorn! You will never beat Nessa's scores on the HMDWL forum! Walt doesn't want to be cut. Candy, we love you! Holly's package lasted almost six minutes! Queerbait! Nick, you do have a podcast. Walt, give Ken the candy!

Walt gives a history lesson for one special "listener." You may change your one-star review now. Holly rants!

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Holly continues her rant! Tell us how you really feel!

Last minute voicemail! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio and There Are Some Who Call Me Tim!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because She's Betty White

Another reason why we love her. And I think Craig Ferguson is pretty.

EP 11 We're Mean Because We Stalk From A Distance

Episode 11! Sorry it wasn't up last night Sasha!

This episode starts with Nessa confessing a secret! She threw herself under the bus and is now awaiting her restraining order. Walt is still in denial! Love them and leave them! Faces for radio!

Celebrity Rehab, China might have a penis, Surreal Life, Vern pees in the corner and moans in bed, another shout out to Michael in Stgt!

Holly is an irresponsible citizen! Sinus headaches ruins voting! We blame JayT!

Guest spots on Archerr, podcasting STDs, Walt's a media whore and 16 inches. And by 16 inches, we mean uptight and average. Arthur is lovely! Holly is on the penicillin!

Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

Voicemails! Taffy, it wasn't Holly...she doesn't listen. Tim from Terminally Single is taking us on a cruise, thanks Tim! Luke from Instant Gratification, Luke is Nessa's pawn er.... bitch which will be on loan to Walt occasionally. Luke, you need to podcast so we can pimp you out! Crazy Melanie is anal about her bad TV, sister you are preaching to the choir.

Beauty and the Geek, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond we hate you! Battle of the Reality Network Stars and Circus of the Stars! Gotta go find some on the youtube.com! School House Rocks! Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Emails! Mary is a fruit fly! Brad loves food porn! Crazy Melanie does not like Strawberry Shortcakes, we think? Ricky gives Holly a shout out that we appreciate, he's an awesome downzie bitch american!

There is plenty of time to sponsor Holly on her Walk for Animals! If Holly didn't thank you in the show, you may have sponsored after we recorded. To those people, THANK YOU!

A new drinking game! Absolutely, that's awesome!

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Ford porn in the form of gifts from our fabulous listeners Candy and Diane!

Eating a stick of butter! um, must throw up now!

Outtake at the end! Pretend names are fun!

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We're Mean Because Charlene Tilton is Dumb

I mention the Battle of the Network Stars on Episode 11. Enjoy a couple clips.



Scott Baio vs. Charlene Tilton



Billy Crystal vs. Larry Wilcox



ABC vs. CBS vs. NBC in the pool

We're Mean Because Sally Struthers Ate A Brontosaurus

I mentioned Sally Struthers being the voice of Pebbles on the old Pebbles & Bamm Bamm show an episode or two ago. I tried finding something on YouTube from this, but there isn't a lot posted. The two clips presented here are the opening theme song and a cartoon someone taped with their video camera right off the tv.

We're Mean Because Brenda Vaccaro Loves Tampons

EP 10 We're Mean Because We're Pod-Fading

Episode 10...Double digits y'all!

Now I promise that the sound is 100% better and should be after three tries!

Like Betty White (see show art) we are tired of this episode! And in the spirit of the show, we are tired of show notes!

Tons of smells likes! Happy Birthday Sara and Ricky!

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Don't forget to check out Holly's Walk for Animals!

We're Mean Because Holly Loves Animals

Hey everybody! Holly is participating in a very special event that will donate much needed funds to the Animal Humane Society. So if you would like to sponsor Holly in the Walk for Animals, you may contribute by clicking here!

Every little bit helps and Holly will be matching all contributions up to $1,000!

Thanks everyone,

Holly, Nessa, and Walt
XO

EP 09 We're Mean Because Walt's Delusional

Episode nine is here! We tried really hard with the sound folks! If you don't like it, um, well, suck it.

We discuss a few more cereals we forgot last time. Boo for Sesame Street and their carrot eating ways!

J-Lo's kids. Sven and Inga is normal right? Those are their middle names! Hell in a hand basket, a pretty pink one! Drink your juice Shelby! We don't have any glasses!

Holly shares a somewhat serious story. Can you pass me a dinner roll? Kick back to PIMC! Good times!

Emails galore! Walt and Holly are married?! Nessa wants a title :(! Podfade effective episode 18! Crazy grandmas! FP Holly has a new bitch! pssh! Walt's balls vs. Fatty Daddy's, a mini smells like! Love, Dad. Another rotating bitch! It's all about the junk. Holly speaks fluent gay. What's a mangyna? Holly will cut a bitch. Doughnuts ooooohhhh! Holly almost died because of an apple turnover.

We get a special email from a listener, Steve Jobs, and Dr. Drew. Walt is delusional!

Voicemails! Taylor gives Nessa a stern talking to. Tim from Terminally Single tells us about jesus chicken. Kevin describes being Holly's bitch and Nessa touches herself inappropriately. Ricky, our Downzie Bitch American, it's a long one. Qcast is just driving around. Nessa smells like Kleenex.

We discuss having birthday months and a contest coming up for our listeners! Details to come!

Holly talks about more food porn.

As always, Skype has the last word! More of Walt's delusion after the show!

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