Monday, March 31, 2008

EP 17 We're Mean Because It's a Hot Tranny Mess!


Episode 17, A very special episode!

WMBYS's first attempt at a group show! We are joined by:

Michael from QCast CT (qcastct.com)
Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy (boy-oh-boy.blogspot.com)
Tim from Terminally Single (Terminallysingle.net)

Smells like Three's Company!

Voicemails at the end of the show! Thank you...

Wes from Live it up! http://liveitupthepodcast.com
Michael from Qcast! http://www.qcastct.com
Adam from London! http://adaminlondon.com
Ryan, the Bossy Bottom! http://reallywhatiwantis.blogspot.com
Archerr from Archerr Radio! http://archerradio.com
Tom from Ramble Redhead! http://rambleredhead.com
Ricky from Foul Monkeys! http://foulmonkeys.com
Brad from Knoxville! um...http://www.knoxville.org

(Brad, send your pic! We promise not to laugh when you can hear us ;))

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because Losing Weight Is Hard

Losing weight sucks. It does because it's hard. I talk about it often on the podcast and I keep hearing from people that I'm an inspiration. While that still freaks me out, I absorb every last bit of it and it helps. The support of the people surrounding me, whether it's in real life or from my online friends, has been invaluable. I don't think I could have made it this way without it. That being said, I wanted to give everyone a head's up to a new blog. Listener Melanie (you know, the old and crazy one :-) ) has just started a new blog, A Broad Broad, chronicling her mission to drop some weight. Stop by and show her the love.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

EP 16 We're Mean Because Chocolate is Our Jesus


Episode 16...

Nessa keeps fucking Walt up! Holly buys clearance candy! It's already gone! Nessa is trying to behave! Nessa lives vicarious through Holly! Holly is going to die on a toilet! Holly's eulogy on episode 18, the podfade episode! Archerr's nipples! Next stop, cock-shots! You can send them to Landofdenial@gmail.com.

Someone stole out domain! (nine years ago). Food porn and not in the good way! You can always rely on the monkeys to be foul.

Walt rides the bus with "special people." Holly's Jewish and worships at the house of Cadbury. Nessa gots the hookup from her in-laws. The story of Nessa and Derek.

Smells Like! (We know, it's been a long time)

More discussion of diets and Walt's new goal! Walt inspires!

Voicemails from:

Fatty Daddy (http://bigfattyonline.com/)
Crazy (old) Melanie
Brad (Our newest bitch who speaks chinese)
Mary (http://adrinktobesober.blogspot.com/)
Kevin(http://www.qcastct.com/ and sock stealer extraordinaire)
Ricky (http://foulmonkeys.com/)

Email from:

Chris from L.A. (who we have confirmed to be a man)

Outtake at the end!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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Monday, March 24, 2008

EP 15 We're Mean Because We're Homewreckers


Episode 15!

We start with a tale of Frankenklinger! It takes a mirror and a pair of pliers. Archerr group show and JayT doesn't listen.

We discuss the different Cadbury creme egg flavors. Say no to fudge, it's not worth the calories. Calories don't count on Easter. Banana juice. Grilled peanut butter and banana sammie. We celebrate the obese Elvis! Subway celebrates Mama Cass. Scooby doo and pot induced munchies. Walt plays with his dolls. We continue the food porn with talks of Papa Johns pizza. Garlic and Cheese sauce. No human contact required.

The joys of crappy service. Thanks for bringing me my sodas, here's a dollar. Cows gave Holly a conscience.

We're three old people talking about our cats! Sell it to the Gypsies! Karaoke! Nessa's white trash! "Bad music" on your iPod. Rick rolling and Milli Vanilli! Everyone used to lip sync. Putting on the hits!

Holly has a fortune in her pocket leads to an email!

Walt wants his socks back Qcast! Luke won't come out of the bathroom!

Voicemails...um, listen to them, no notes, I'm lazy.

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

EP 14 We're Mean Because of Easter Candy!


Episode 14 begins with an outtake!

Hurrah!

We begin discussing the food porn store Mr. Bee told us about during the last episode.

Cheesy Monday night TV, the Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Fit Club.

Diet goals, Walt is a skinny bitch, Candy, more candy, and more candy! Mexican and Italian. It's all cheese and carbs!

We have a ton of voicemails!
No more Byzantine Empire, How do you kill someone with a cell phone? Check Walt out on Terminally Single episode 29! Walt is so modest! Our Jewish Princess, The Vanderbilts don't hire incompetent legal council. They don't suffer from the CRS. Anderson likes waffles. Michael Stipe had Cheerios. Holly held the towel. Food Porn! Sorry, Anthony about the lost voicemail. Food pornographer! We do not like the Applebees! Send the recipe! Gordon Ramsey is cute in a weird way! Send the iPhone, we'll recycle it for you! Tim is in the bitter barn. A showgirls moment? What? We're confused because Walt is the star. Holly was on her hands and knees for the Stanley Steamer man. We're positive that today sucks! Holly is going on a road trip. Erik will be moved for the weekend. Crazy Melanie! Vote Nader! Walt's a pussy tease! I've fallen and i can't get up! Holly has an idea for a television show. Uncle SuperBee! Aunt Holly! He didn't tell us what he forgot! But wait, he called back. Finally done! Thank you all, it's awesome how great ya'll are.

Emails- um you can listen to the show.

Happy Easter to those who celebrate, if not, your seat is saved in hell :)

Special message after the show for a very special listener!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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Monday, March 17, 2008

We're Mean Because Tim's Terminally Single

Just wanted to make a quick mention of an extra-curricular appearance by me. I'm a guest on this week's episode of Terminally Single. You can find the show either by going to iTunes and finding the podcast or by going directly to it's website.

EP 13 We're Mean Because We Feel Gay


Lucky episode 13 for three of our listeners!

Nessa is a nazi, Walt that was TMI! We actually sorta had to plan this episode (sorry Michael in Stgt)!

You have to listen to the show to find out who won the contest! First come, first serve! We have an Amazon.com, iTunes, and Target gift card up for grabs! You winners need to email us as soon as possible with what you want in order of how bad you want it. Thank you for everyone who left us a review and participated!

Fun talk of cold sores, yay for Clorox wipes! Herpes, good times!

Molly, call our voicemail line! We love you! Luke, be a good bitch! Walt will let you wear clothes! Celebrity Rehab Reunion! Holly is psychic. Vern as Freddy?! It could happen in our world. Top Chef. That is an ugly mother fucking Kiwi! Hells Kitchen! He feels gay! Gordon Ramsey has double standards.

Voicemails...11 of them...good god! Emails too! You can find the food porn store here!

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals! Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

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