Thursday, February 28, 2008

Ep 08 We're Mean Because We're Downzie American

Episode 8 is greeeeat! har! har! har!

We start off un-prepared! Hurrah for Michael in Stgt!

My mom has caused the food porn topic of the show! Captain Crunch, Fruit Loops, and Honey Nut Cheerios
is healthy right? Coco pebbles is versatile! Tim from Go Rainbow Radio filmed food porn with a special shout out to FP Holly! People don't look how we imagined.

Barenaked Ladies! Jinx! Holly will steal from children! Underwear. Yay for a francy breakfast in vegas and boo to conventions!

Walt is a LIAR and is weak! New Dolly CD with a francy cover. Nessa has never seen a special Dolly movie. THE SHAME! Walt loves his dollie.

Shout out to an oh so special podcast. Sarcasm is just another product we offer.

9-5 the TV show. Sally Struthers turns into celebrity smells, All in the Family edition! Walt throws back to a Pod is My Copilot episode
and Nessa risks her life.

Happy Birthday Michael! You smell!

Boo to no Chik a Fils! HMDWL Sara Davis?!

Holly played hookie and could have got caught...and died. Nessa will chance some germs for Bloomingdale's! Walt and Holly discuss
pressies in the workplace.

Emails! No Voicemails :(!!!

Walt is licking boots and Sandra Lee is a yuppie whore! Holly and Nessa call bitches! Holly gets Super Bee and Nessa Gets Taylor and Ryan! Ricky is our Downzie Bitch! But you have to be politically correct!

Holly is incognito!

We may need to help Holly get a new job!

We discuss a new reality show! Nessa names J-Lo's babies! Celebrities shouldn't be able to name their children.

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Sunday, February 24, 2008

EP 07 We're Mean Because We Need Divorce Lawyers

Episode 7 that almost didn't happen!

Nessa is going to jail. The husbands should get together and make their own damn podcast. The Boring Show starring Nick, Ken, and Derek! Awkward! Mario, WoW, and Tivo.

They don't listen! High and shrill, Helen Keller, and delayed response.

More talks of big fatty and television. Holly has parental issues. DVDs we never open! Dynasty, Dallas, and Knotts Landing. Walt is old!

Pre-show marital fighting scars Holly! An outtake at the end will explain it all!

Celebrity Rehab and Celebrity Fit Club!

Tons of emails and voicemails! (Thanks everyone!)

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Friday, February 22, 2008

We're Mean Because Nessa Was a Co-pilot

Hey Kids,

I had the great pleasure of filling in for Taffy on Pod is My Copilot! I made my copilot debut on episode 47! You really should go check them out at and in iTunes! They are a trio of fabulous people and we here at WMBYS say go give them a listen or suck it.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Ep 06 We're Mean Because We Have Daddy Issues

Episode 6 (and it's a long one kids)

Nessa loves her work husband! He brings her cake! Holly naps at work and we decide that Nick chose smother therapy. Note to self, delete this file! Holly admits to watching Oprah! How much did he hate her? Wow! That is a huge F you! Nessa and Holly wonder if it was their dad. Mental health, that's how we roll. *cue poopy music*

We are actually somewhat prepared for this show. Don't worry Michael in Stuttgart, it won't happen again. We drank the podcasting kool aid and answer the survey! No iPhone *cue poopy music*

We need some feedback kids! How many episodes would you like to hear a week? How long is too long? We want to give the people what they want.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

EP 05 We're Mean Because We Gave Up Jesus For Lent

Episode 5 is alive (I know, so witty)

This episode was almost crushed by the Skype gods. Blame Comcast, we did.

Johnny Bravo makes a TV appearance. Nope, he has no standards.

Holly orders Steve Jobs around. It worked the first time. More Snack Porn. Fillet O' Fish. If it frolics in the sea, it's for me. Nessa disagrees. Lent is only good for Fish.

Nessa has flashbacks of an evil nun who didn't want her to wear pants. Corporal punishment. Dinosaur bones and Jesus Camp. Where the hell did Mary and Joseph come from. And we have a title for the show. All the cool kids go to hell.

Valentines day? This means TV and binge eating in our world. Walt calls Holly out. It's the dog's fault! Holly and Nessa have cold black hearts. No gifts for you! Valentines is not Christmas! Easter is only good for the candy! It pays to have a man in retail. Our spouses need 2nd jobs! They're selfish.

Frankenklinger! Jamie Farr but not as pretty. Lets hear it for lactating! So inappropriate! Holly's a boy? What? Frankenklinger is Jeff Conoway's mom. Walt throws up in his mouth.

We smell like denial. Hey, leave us a review on iTunes.

No more TV for Nessa! Noooo! Walt and Holly discuss Survivor. Get some Crest White Strips Johnny! Danny Bonaduce is totally crazy and we love it! Celebrity boxing. Reality TV is like pot.

Paris Hilton smells like...How many inches was that? We lost count.

Emails and Voicemails! Check out the salt shakers and Terminally Single.

We have bitches! Ricky and Carla! Who is Walt's bitch? Oh yea...Nicole. We love you Ricky and Carla!

Venus doesn't listen. Too bad we're perfect for craft a day! 8 minutes, 4 seconds.

Tim, we love that you know when the Love Boat comes out (March 5th)! Nessa pretends to know TV trivia.

Turns out Nessa knows something about Ken's favorite movie and Nessa freaks out!

Walt is jealous that Holly and Nessa have multiple bitches! Erik from Seattle and Michael in Stuttgart yumzies!

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Friday, February 15, 2008

EP 4.5 We're Mean Because Corky Wanted a Rubber

Part 2 has arrived...

In this half we discuss having no food in the house and Walt and Nessa not drinking soda. Go Venus!

Sweet dreams are made of this? Clowns are scary.

Heathen Holly discusses burning in church and this leads into more snack porn. Give Nessa a break! Walt and Holly are candy squirrels. Cadbury eggs are fabulous! Peeps are not so good.

American Idol...Too nice! Give the people what they want! But still we get sucked in to vote. Bo Bice, Holly? Really? Kevin Spacey? Really?! Jump on them and wiggle! Dr. Drew, yumzies!

Bad music on the iPod. NKOTB! Jordan Knight is an ass. Finger! Casting a Lifetime Movie staring Will Smith as Walt and Valerie Bertanelli as Nessa. Who would play Holly?

The Other Sister, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, we are going to hell. Life Goes On with Corky.

Foul Monkeys is really foul. Really really foul. Holly and Nessa are not into the porn sites. Walt didn't believe them.

Nessa sucks at editing.

Mr. X., Who are you?!

Outtake at the end of the show!

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Ep-04 We're Mean Because We're Brady

Surprise! Part One of episode Four.

This episode we determine sucky means fabulous. Walt rushes us so he doesn't miss his stories. More drooling and talk of snack porn. Macaroni and cheese! Nessa is a mac and cheese snob!

Scottish people drink a lot of booze and no he is not wearing a kilt!

Venus and Nicole's prom pictures! Nessa was a bitter fat girl, Walt stayed home, and Holly wore lots of lace and big hair. Everything is bigger in Texas! Suck it Nicole! Holly and Nessa need super fans, call in and volunteer!

Check out Walt's pal's web site at Just do it!

Walt gets fan girly (again) and Nessa doesn't care. Can't wait for Big Brother! The Fattest Loser! Walt and Holly share pictures of snack porn on their iPod.

Holly isn't sick! Bets on malaria? Who wants to send us tapeworms?

Celebrity smell Brady edition! When it's time to change. Christopher Knight and Adrian Curry equals train wreck! No second marriage for Holly or Nessa. Johnny Bravo has standards?

We want Nelly on the Sureal Life! What's the deal with Rosie?

Going to the Oprah Show. When you're rich, you can pay people to be pompous! Walt and Nessa ponder a future career.

Part two will be out soon!

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Sunday, February 10, 2008

We're Mean Because We're On The Top Of The World

Thank you everyone! You're overwhelming support has not gone unnoticed. We appreciate you all so very much.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

EP-03 We're Mean Because of Cake

Episode Three! Hurrah! This episode we discuss Steve Jobs and him obeying FP Holly.

Snack porn available at Costco! Eating disorders on a Saturday afternoon.

Walt shares pictures of his naked self on his blog and Holly plays Tarzan. Nessa says no to boobie shots. Walt offers to pull down his pants. Curious about Big Fatty? You can find him at! So charming without farts noises. Ruined!

Holly shares her stash and we transfer the blame to another podcaster. It's birthday month again!

Celebrity smells Family Ties edition! Huey Lewis and the News Rules! QVC! Joan Rivers! What does Super Bee smell like?

Our first "we suck" email and Walt has a #1 fan! Voicemails are really really good! Holly will cut a bitch! Walt goes fan-girly for Alexander Schultz!

Skype smells like poop!

Another plea for presents!

Outtake at the end of the show!

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

We're Mean Because You Upload Music To iTunes

How many songs total: 29,945
How many hours or days of music: 78.8 days

Most recently played: "Half A Heart" by Jill Sobule
Most played: "Watching Without Words" by Alexander Schultz
Most recently added: "Emotional Rescue"

Sort by song title
First Song: "A-Hunting We Will Go" by Hem
Last Song: "99.9 F°" by Suzanne Vega

Sort by time
Shortest Song: "Interlude: Let's Dance" by Janet Jackson :04
Longest Song: "I'm Sorry That I Got Fat" by the Wesley Willis Fiasco 32:15

Sort by album
First album: "ABBA" by ABBA
Last album: "99.9 F°" by Suzanne Vega

First song that comes up on Shuffle: "Somebody Stand By Me" by Stevie Nicks

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 19
Life - 448
Love - 2,658
Hate – 84
You - 3,944
Sex – 117

We're Mean Because We're PAGE 1!!!

I have no idea how this even happened, but we're on page 1 of the Featured Podcasts in the Personal Journal Category! Yippee for us!

Monday, February 4, 2008

We're Mean Because We're On Page 2!

Don't know how long this will last, but seriously, we're excited!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

We're Mean Because We're Bitter

Episode two bitches! This episode skype hates us, so skype can suck it.

Holly has the flu, Walt breaks stuff, and Nessa sends love.

We give another podcaster a hard time (in the spirit of the show)

We discuss people ripping us off, how greedy McDonalds really is, and leaving your purse and cameras in bad places.

Emails and voicemail galore! Walt checks his penis at the door and goes down under.

More "What does that celebrity smell like" presidential nominee hopeful edition.

An Outtake at the end of the show!

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