Ep 64 We're Mean Because It's Giftmas.

Warning: We are all over the place on this show. Ken and Nick buy their own Giftmas presents. Christmas tortures Holly. The American Girls store is a scary cult, and could be greatly improved with booze. Holly stages a coup for Christmas. The best thing about dinner is nobody can talk. We talk a little holiday food porn. We talk a little Biggest Loser finale. Alison eats the biggest loser. Happy birthday wishes to Sarah and Leah! :)

Thanks to Joe in Philly, Melanie, and Tim for calling!

Thanks to Alex in Pamona, Christopher, Luciana, Michael, and Denisa for emailing!

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email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com

Ep 63 We're Mean Because We Love A Cult Suicide

In this episode we talk about more cult suicide. Holly catches the herp, and not in the fun way. Walt's a Square Peg. We talk some reality tv, and cover Top Chef, Survivor, The Fattest Loser, and Celebrity Rehab with crazy brain damaged Gary Busey. Stay tuned for an impromtu smells like segment towards the end.

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Episode 62 We're Mean Because We're ADD

This episode comes to you 2 weeks late because of Vista crashing....we discussed it in the beginning of the show, but Bill Gates seems to have tampered with the beginning and it's gone. Conspiracy? You be the judge! We talk about cults on a budget, Janet's pancake boobs, Christmas lights and music much too early. We get a little political. Scary zombies on Halloween, the election and Holly's future ex-husband Anderson Cooper. Baby Jesus wants Walt to have soda, and nobody wants a rotten Holly. Tune in for the fun! Listen after the outro music for a special bonus treat. Sorry it's so long...we had to catch up after a 2+ week hiatus.

Ep 61 We're Mean Because It's Halloween

Walt is the Halloween Scrooge. Holly encounters a cougar. Halloween candy is good! (Of course!) We turn in Beyonce for a reward.
Thank you shout outs to:
Walt
Patrick from DQYDJ
and last but never least Larry Klye!

Emails from:
Mr. D
Sherry #100
The ever fabulous Denisa #.380

Voicemails from Anthony

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Ep 60 We're Mean Because It's a Nice Day For a White (trash) Wedding!

We're 60 y'all, and we are all over the map today. Holly goes to a white trash wedding, and has a wardrobe malfunction. Walt the scumbag tries to take credit. Thank yous to Stevie B, Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur, and Melanie from DQYDJ Podcast! Abe Vigoda moves in with Holly.
Listener Participation Awards go to:
Matt from Spanking Bea Arthur
Alex in Piss City
Arthur from AmeriNZ
Sevi
Karla in OH
Ryan Star Jones
Kevin "Mr Drummond" in Danbury

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Episode 59 We're Mean Because Richard Simmons and Clay Aiken are The Same Person!

It's Holly's birthday and she's full of moonshine! Walt and Holly grow Cap'n Crunch trees. We hear from a LOT of Chicago listeners regarding the smell of their fair city. Thank you shout outs to Michael and Kevin from Qcast. Virtual hugs to listener Mandie. We get lots of emails and voicemails.

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Ep 58 We're Mean Because It's Birthday Month!

Holly has a straight crush. (gasp) Walt goes to the buffet. It's birthday month! All this and other random shenanigans. Tune in! Photo is for Nick in Norfolk! :) Listener Mail-palooza!

Ep 57 We're Mean Because Our Worlds Collide

Holly's podcast and real worlds collide again. Viewer mail-a-palooza!! We'll catch you up on emails next show! :) Trinket loves some nail polish. Holly's fantasy comes true on Comcast On Demand!

Thank you shout outs to Kevin from www.qcastct.com and Stacy from www.dqydjpodcast.blogspot.com

Check out "The Screwed Up Life of Charlie the Second" by Drew Ferguson. It's really fabulous! www.drewferguson.com

Thanks for all the listener participation! Call us at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com or check out our websites at www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com or www.buckarub.com

Episode 56 We're Mean Because Walt Loves Mickey Mouse!

Walt recaps his Orlando trip. Holly spots the Batter Blaster. The new fall television schedule. Now that vacations are out of the way, the next episode should be closer to our normal show.

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Ep 55 We're Mean Because Walt and Holly Went to NYC!

We're back bitches, and it's an action packed episode detailing Walt and Holly's first meeting in NYC!!

Holly gets hit on by the homeless, Walt pees his pants....tune in! You know you want to!

Special thanks to Eric the Southern Boy, British John, Larry Klye, Robert from Terminally Single, David B from the Occasional Fag and his boyfriend Leon, Kevin and Brian from Danbury, Stevy B, Freddy, Jed, Joe, JZ, Walt and Ken!

Public Service Announcement

Hey kids, we will be on hiatus until Walt returns from his vacation mid-September. After that, we will return with new shows. Thanks for your patience. :)

EP 54 We're Mean Because the Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

Dumb dog! Why are you following me?!

In this episode:

We out British John, Tropical Storm Fay ruins everything, Holly went shopping, Walt's work stories, more NYC talk, flying on 9/11, So bad it's good, Ricky has a big one.

The NYC Meet Up is this Saturday at 3:00 pm! The Hootenanny will be at Arriba Arriba (762 9th Avenue in Manhattan)


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Listen until the end of the show for a very special surprise!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
David That Blue Jeans Guy
Mental Warts
The Direct Approach with British John

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Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal

EP 53 We're Mean Because Our Dad is Gangsta

Episode 53 is like a Stevie Nicks' video.

In this episode:
Martha, we need a permission slip, asshole americans, Derek calls out British John out, Happy Birthday Phil the Oregon Dude, more confirmation of Kevin Spacey's preferences, another gangsta's paradise, Holly got a pressie, bad movies, update on Frankenklinger.

Info for the NY Meet Up with Walt and Holly!

Saturday, August 23 3:00 pm
@ Arriba Arriba
762 9th Ave in Manhattan

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
Qcast Connection
DQYDJ the Podcast
I Love Lard

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I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin banger
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die-a, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fow'?
The way things is goin' I don't know

Ep 52 We're Mean Because We're Rolling With the B.J.

Hi British John! That's right, a tie goes to the runner! The BJ is our special guest!

In this episode:

Why are you saying hi? Holly's homework assignment, the China Hootenanny, Sorry Mrs. Baker, bad customer service, politics, the Original Smells Like, It goes in threes, watch out Samuel L Jackson! Rolling in the BJ Maxima, Holly's story from the trail.

Check out John's photography at jbphotoshoot.com! You can also send him goodies to:

John Baker
PO BOX 2235
New York, NY 10108

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Big Fatty Online
The Way We See It
Pod Is My CoPilot
Bjorn
Terminally Single

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Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

EP 51 We're Mean Because Kevin Spacey Has a Touch of the Gay

And Holly's world comes tumbling down! Why Can't We Be Friends, Check our Nessa's interview at Ramblereadhead.com, the Hootenanny in China, Parker Foster Aiken, Kevin Spacey is gay?!, Russia invades the Atlantas, chocolate-flavored candies, the Original Smells Likes, and Fuck you JC Penny's!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Ramble Redhead
Pod is My Co-Pilot
Fun with Puppies
I Love Lard
Terminally Single
Confessions of a Southern Boy

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com for info on the NY Meet Up!

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I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown
I called ya, I called ya, I called but you did not look around
I pay my, I pay my, I pay my money to the welfare line
I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya standing in it everytime

EP 50 We're Mean Because We're Golden

For this special occasion! We discuss Dad's favorite, Holly's gift card, and a new poll!

Should British John be on Episode 52? Vote now at weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Michael in STGT
Amerinz
Live it up
The Way We See It
QCast Connection
Foul Monkeys
DQYDJ the Podcast
Archer Radio

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The song that our theme was created from is at the end of the show!

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Everynight with my star friends
Shake your body like the dance
Stupid smiles and autographs
This is a song for France
Everynight with my star friends

WMB Walt Got A Video Camera

We couldn't quite figure out how to make this a video podcast, so the next best thing is putting it on the YouTubes. Here's my first attempt at making a video podcast. The quality looks better when I play the video directly rather than on the YouTubes, but enjoy it anyway.

EP 49 We're Mean Because We Rule the School

We don't know where show 48 went, iTunes didn't want to post it. If you want to download it directly, you can by clicking here:

Episode 48


In episode 49 we talk about knitted cupcakes, iPhone school for the elderly, peeing in a phone booth (?), Birthday wishes to Brad and Alissa, Food porn courtesy of Coldstone! Goodbye Bennigans, Thanksgiving a la Rite Aid and other retail junk and stuff.

You can check out the Burger King Statue @ http://www.plazawaxmuseum.com/Flash/ripleysbion.htm

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Foul Monkeys
Michael in Stgt.
Bjorn
ArcherRadio
Homersworld.blogspot.com

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You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...




*click the title to download the episode directly from our website*

EP 48 We're Mean Because We Need the Gas

We're three old people talking about out teeth, Holly cheats, and Walt meets his goal! $1.50 Cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory this Thursday! Where the fuck is your clutter?!

Check this dude out! He so looks like the Burger King!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

DQYDJ The Podcast
The LK Today
Terminally Single
Go Rainbow Radio
Foul Monkeys

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And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

EP 47 We're Mean Because Amy's the New Tupac

Thought we we're gonna pod-fade? I say no no no

In this episode Walt has a touch of the 'roid rage, Holly is off to see the Wizard, Nessa's favorite iPhone application (and she doesn't even have one), Holly and her love/hate relationship with work, and Walt and Holly take it one further.

http://www.celebritymorgue.com/ Yes we're morbid...Well Holly and I are :)

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts (links are on right):

Phreddy
Bjorn
A Drink to Be Sober
The LK Today
Big Fatty Online
Diane from Tasty Jewelry

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I aint got the time,
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He’s trying to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

EP 46 We're Mean Because Old Dirty Jesus Wears a Diaper

Episode 46, A savior has been found.

In this episode Holly shares her experiences with Jesus (pronounced Heyzues), Walt discusses Frankenklinger's new shoes and the new conspiracies that are being hatched, dinner with the family, and a new diet coach.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

I Love Lard
Confessions of a Southern Boy In Yankee Land
Dial H For Homo
They Don't Know
QCast Connection
DQYDJ the Podcast

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com and vote on who is scarier! It's Rachel Ray vs. The Burger King!

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"I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE FUCK UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt"

EP 45 We're Mean Because Clowns Eat Babies

Episode 45, Walt's age minus 10!

In this episode we talk about bills, honking for the jalopy, Walt's sword fight, the Springs of Palm, and meeting 2/3's of the WMBYS in NYC!

On a serious note, we are making some rules for future viewer mail segments! You know who you ams!

Outtake at the end!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

There Are Some Who Call Me Tim
Big Fatty Online
Live It Up
They Don't Know
the Way We See It
DQYDJ The Podcast
Qcast CT
Pod is My Copilot

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Isn't it rich, isn't it queer
Losing my timing this late in my career
And where are the clowns
Quick send in the clowns
Don't bother they're here.

EP 44 We're Mean Because British John is Narcissistic

Episode 44 is under an hour, hurrah!

First we want to send Happy Birthday wishes to Super Bee! We also want to thank Mandie for the FABULOUS candles!

In this episode we talk about British John, the weather, more lovely co-workers, paper cuts are a bitch, having a touch of the herps, Holly's shopping trip, Last.FM, and Pod Is My CoPilot.

Outtake at the end!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Pod Is My CoPilot
QCast Connection
Foul Monkeys
Phreddy
I Love Lard

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Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump

EP 43 We're Mean Because We're Cuntasauruses

Episode 43 also long, but we had a lot to talk about! So suck it ;)

In this episode we talk about Nessa meeting Wes from Live it Up, Ricky from Foul Monkeys, and Christian from Fun With Puppies! We also talk about Walt meeting Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy!

In addition we talk about Holly's joyous visit with the in-laws,tipping, homosexual restaurants, bad food porn that should have been good, 30 days, I Love Money, Our dad the psychic, and Dairy Queen.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Live It Up!

Foul Monkeys

Fun With Puppies

Confessions of a Southern Boy

Pod Is My CoPilot

I Love Lard

The Way We See It

They Don't Know

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Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses

EP 42 We're Mean Because It's America's Birthday, Hurrah!

Because we won't be doing a show this weekend, and I'm too lazy to edit it into two shows, you get a two fer one with this episode.

Happy Belated Birthday Sasha!

In this episode we discuss whores on myspace, Holly and her work shenanigans, Carbs are food, not friends, Walt being cancer free, update on the stray kitty, Heathers, and a Smells Like that is all over the place.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Foul Monkeys
Phreddy
773 Podcast
I Love Lard
DQYDJ The Podcast
Terminally Single

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My country 'tis of thee
Today
Sweet land of liberty
Today
Of thee I sing
Today
Of thee I sing
Today

EP 41 We're Mean Because of Fires, Orphans, and Funerals

Episode 41 is a little on the serious side. We talk about Walt's house guest, Holly almost loosing her home, reality television, Walt and Ken being heroes, and Costco food porn! (We love a coupon!)

Happy Birthday Erik!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Dial H For Homo
Phreddy
Foul Monkeys
Bjorn
Q Thunder Boys
Did I mention Q Thunder Boys!

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Hey! We need two more members for our Facebook Group for a smells like segment! So if you haven't done so, go join!

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Ooh, you'll wait a long time for me
Ooh, you'll wait a long time

EP 40 We're Mean Because We're Fat

We're 40 and Fabulous....and fat.

This episode is full of more adventures in Walt's junk. Ken gets thrown under the bus, Holly recaps dinner with Chef Travis, discussions of a new career path, The Two Coreys, I love money, New York, Kathy Griffin, and Frankenklinger.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The Way We See It
They Don't Know
Foul Monkeys
Let's Talk About Lauren
Bjorn
Phreddy


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Ham on whole wheat, alright!

EP 39 We're Mean Because We Ghetto Fights

Episode 39!

In this episode, we discuss how Nessa's husband loves the Nazis, Macy Gray, cramps, perocet for gas, the joys of getting older, Walt makes an annocement, Holly's a socialite, Top Chef, and Hells Kitchen.

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! (a couple voicemails at the end) Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

The Way We See It

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I try to say good-bye and I choke, I try to run away and I stumble...

EP 38 We're MEan Because Walt Got a Bad Barbie Job

Episode 38 and we have tons to chat about! In this episode we discuss Nessa being stimulated, husbands and gift-giving, lying about your age, Rascal Scooters and the mother in laws that ride them, Walt's nugget, Frankenklinger and other work stories, fake chocolate that leads into food porn, waterfalls, Nessa's new step dad?, Barbies, how to get bigger junk, and foopas!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

http://www.5-8club.com/ as referenced in MN Nick's email

Foul Monkeys


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Little precious has a natural obsession
For temptation but he just can't see

Episode 37 We're Mean Because Holly Cleans Her Plate

Episode 37 is late...blame the weather...or Walt.

In this episode we discuss lots of Gay Days junk (including tons of food porn discussion), puberty, Chik a fil, pop or soda, Tim Russert, R Kelly, and internment camps! Happy Birthday British John! (Who guest stars in the show art)

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Podcast-a-Palooza, Gay Days 2008

Kevin's food porn @ http://slowlikehoney.net/2008/03/09/chocolate-peanut-butter-does-a-body-good/

Phreddy 11.5

Marina

Arthur from the AmeriNZ Podcast who is not sucking on his titties.

DQYDJ The Podcast

Pod is My Copilot

David, That Blue Jeans Guy

Foul Monkeys (feel better!)

Confessions of a Southern Boy in Yankee Land

Terminally Single (who guest stars in the show art)


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When it's time too change!

EP 36 We're Mean Because Holly's In the Orlandos

Episode 36 starts with an outtake (and ends that way too) It also starts with a shout out to Peter :)! Holly is in the Orlandos walking around in assless chaps. Well, not really, we pre-recorded. In this episode we discuss Nessa's future ex-husband, Holly's new podcast subscription, Holly's prerequisites for a new husband, name association, smells like The View, thanks for pressies, Denise Richards and David Spade, stories from work, fuck 'um if you got 'um!

Thank you all who participated in VIEWER MAIL!!! Check out the following blogs and/or podcasts:

Terminally Single (NKOTB RULES!!!)

Food Porn Recipe:

Snook's Imposable chocolate chocolate chip cake

1 large box of Jello Cook and Serve Chocolate Pudding (instant pudding WILL NOT work)
1 box devil's food cake mix
Milk to prepare cook and serve pudding
1 and 1/2 bags chocolate chips aprox.

Prepare pudding as per directed on the box and add finished pudding to the cake mix, this is your cake batter. No eggs or oil is need to prepare you cake batter.

Pour your batter into a greased baking dish and top with your chocolate chips making sure to leave a spot in the center for testing the cake.

Bake cake as directed by the cake mix box. Let cool and enjoy.
(you may also wish to use heath bits, brickel bits, or peanut butter flavored chips in addition to the chocolate chips).

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Lean on me! When you're not strong, we'll be your friend, we'll help you carry oooon!

EP 35 We're Mean Because We Made Baby Jesus Cry

Episode 35 and our seats in hell are now secure.

In this episode we discuss Frankenklinger, donkey punch, bathing suits, Holly being foxy, food porn, TSA, and reality TV.

We got mail YAY! Thank you to those who wrote or called in. Please check out the following podcasts:

Don't Quit Your Day Job

The Way We See It

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Whose joining us in hell?

EP 34 We're Mean Because The Skypes Hate Us

Episode 34, We go back to our roots which means our sound sucks pretty bad.

We attempt to talk about Top Chef, Clay Akin, Harvey Koreman, a new terrorist, birthday yummies, Frankenklinger is measuring Walt up, and Holly's cunty boss.

New Viewer Mail song! Thanks to everyone who wrote in and called in!

Check out the following blogs/podcasts:

Adam in London

Archerr

Foul Monkeys

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Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790!

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HELLO SYDNEY!

EP 33 We're Mean Because Nessa Was Expelled From Lady Junk

Episode 33, you got your whip-its in my cool whip!

We almost didn't have Walt with us, he didn't want to stay on Skype! In this episode we discuss Walt's bleeding vag, new podcast name?, special birthdays, listener numbers, new food porn, Holly needs one of these for love, Nessa comes to terms with her creepiness, fucking the pain away (still), the laxative diet, and Flikr! Yes we finally have a link on our website!

It's time for VIEWER MAIL! With theme song by listener Jerry! You win! Thank you all for participating and the birthday wishes! There are a few after the show too!

Check out the following podcasts:

Don't Quit Your Day Job

A Drink To Be Sober

QThunder Boys

Terminally Single

The Way We See It

QCast Connection

There Are Some Who Call Me Tim or Go Rainbow Radio

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

SIS IUD, stay in school ‘cause it's the best

EP 32 We're Mean Because Huh? Right. What? Uhh

Episode 32 Fucks the pain away!

In this episode, we talk about bad (good) 80's R&B groups, Rick Rolling, the Teaches of Peaches, taping songs on your boom box, Holly snowballing, Our husbands when we were kids, Cheesecake Factory, and Nintendo making people feel bad about themselves.

Thank you all who participated in the "VIEWER MAIL."

Check out Wes from Live it up!, Jerry from DQYDJ Podcast, and Ricky from Foul Monkeys.

Special music at the end!

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

EP 31 We're Mean Because We're Normal For Norfolk

EP 31 is shorter than normal, Hurrah!

This episode Walt thanks everyone for birthday love, buying a bathing suit, copyright phrases, the new blog, Flickr aka the listener gallery, cheesecake and being creepy, gyno talk with special guest Walt, and stories from Walt's work.

Special thanks sent out to Brad from Knoxville from Holly!

Thanks to all who participated in "It's Time FOR VIEWER MAIL."

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

Visit our non-podcast blog at buckarub.com!

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

Ep 30 We're Mean Because It's Walt's Birthday!

Episode 30, get ready to blow out some candles! And by candles...

It's Walt's birthday! He doesn't look a day over 12!

Tons of viewer mail wishing Walt a happy one! We also talk about beards, Top Chef, and Rachel Ray!

See Phreddy's Phabulous birthday video at BuckaRub.com! All of our non-podcast blogs will be there from now on.

Call and leave us a message at 1-206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.

You can subscribe to our show through iTunes!

EP 29 We're Mean Because We're Doin' It Our Way

Episode 29 and we're gonna make our dreams come true!

We talk of delicious food porn, pets, Whip-its, and our Superstar dad! Smells like Laverne and Shirley! Survivor talk with Walt and Holly! Who remembers Africam.com from HMDWL fame? Holly from the block and more food porn.

It's time for viewer mail! (Contest much? nope...)

Brady, Walt is old, please forgive his crotchety old ways!

Jerry, Listener 37!

Chasidy from Ohio, she can't stop once she pops

Phreddy, there was no picture attached!

Divy, giving a dose of karma

Rick, Long time listener, first time caller

Christopher, ala junk man

Alex, aka Trucker Alex and a new listener!

Don't try to sue us bastards, we have a lawyer! Ryan Star Jones! Outtake at the end!

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A special thank you to everyone who helped Holly raise $2,710 for her Walk for Animals!

EP 28 We're mean Because of Prairie Dogs

Episode 28! Hex, we missed you!

We talk of stimulation, Gay Days, we're three old people talking about our pets, Survivor and moralities, and a coal miner's daughter story complete with weird skype awkward silence.

It's time for viewer mail! (Don't forget about the contest)

-Devin (who is a girl, for reals)

-Ragen (Hoody hoooo)

-Chris (NSFW next time please)

-Mandi (Walt's old, you have to spell things out)

-Adam (It you drink a diet coke, it cancels out the calories)

-Scotty from Australia (you're invited to the baby shower)

-Melanie (crazy, rich broad who knows a lot about crack)

-Joe (who will always be a 10 in our eyes)

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We're Mean Because of Nigella Lawson

"I'm addicted to porn -- food porn, that is."

"Mmmm," moans Nigella Lawson as she "Jackson Pollocks" melted chocolate over chocolate cheesecake on an episode of "Nigella Feasts." As viewers of the show can attest, there's a little something extra in Lawson's cooking. That something is what's known in the industry as food porn: presenting dishes with an eye toward their sensual appeal. And according to food stylist Wesley Martin, no one does it better than Lawson.

So did Holly invent something in the food industry? I think so!

EP 27 We're Mean Because Holly's the Next Oprah

Episode 27 with an intro from our VERY special guest, Mr. Bee from QCastCT!

So much going on in this episode! Just take a listen before we lose Holly to the bigger personal journal podcast Holly and Friends, brought to you by XM Radio!

Check Mr. Bee out at QCastct.com!

Thank you all who left voicemails and Ricky for writing in!

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EP 26 We're Mean Because It's a Buck a Rub

Episode 26 starts with talks of Holly's new career choice.

We also talk about bad naps, tornadoes, ben and jerry's, and accents!

Amendment to contest rules! We have made an executive decision to make the contest for a viewer mail theme. So yea, make us a viewer mail theme, and the best one will get a super prize and the two runners up will be rotated with the big winner! You have the whole month of May to get to it!

And now it's time for VIEWER MAIL!

-Ragen (did i spell your name wrong?)

-Rich, Nessa's Het-boy bitch

-Chasidy, listener 21

-Ricky, Congrats on your test, we love our downzie bitch *hugs*

-Brad, who associates us with food and smells like steakum's

-Ricci, our adopted daughter...so wait is Joel McHale our son-in-law?

-Devin, are you male or female? Let us know!

-Brady, we need a permission slip from your mom

-Mary, The sweetest sober girl we know

-Mr. Bee, oh so fabulous, we would travel miles for you

-Melanie, The rich, crazy, old, but brief one!

-A "friend" of Walt's.

-Ricky, dreaming of Holly's junk

-Phreddy, who was stimulated by the government

Smells like! Don't hassle the Hoff! Eric and Taylor should make a calendar! (although I just realized that those are not pugs)

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Our Amazon wish lists! Brought to you by Tim from Terminally Single!

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EP 25 We're Mean Because of Funeral Potatoes

Episode 25, the silver episode full of talks of why Walt is a jackass, reality TV, breaking a leg, shark attacks, duct tape, food (of course), and nerds.

VIEWER MAIL!

-Jen in Boston

-Mrs. Joel McHale

-Listener 27 Damon

-Brad from the 773 podcast and http://www.steakumm.com/

-Chef Travis

-Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy with new theme music!

-Karla from Ohio

Voicemails from Melanie and Karla and Daria at the end of the show!

New Contest! We are looking for a new intro! Make it about 30 seconds, you can use any clips from the show you want, and if you use music, please make sure it is podsafe or you have permission! Email it to us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com and we will have the audience vote for the top three!

Smells like Chris Farley! Derek interrupts which leads to a Holly and Walt mini smells like! Walt can light a match which leads into talks of Michael Jackson.

Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!
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Special thanks to Michael for use of the music!

EP 24 We're Mean Because We're Talking About Lady Junk

Episode 24, Walt is in rare form!

Just like the title, we talk about lady junk, Shelia from Big Brother, and the CNN guy who tied rope around his junk.

We are joined by listener Hex for smells like hilarity!

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL!

-Ricky from Foul Monkeys

-Phabulous Phreddy

-Tim aka Carebear from Terminally Single

-Divy who does not have a support problem

-Wes from Live it Up!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

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EP 23 We're Mean Because We're Too Lazy To Get a Divorce

Episode 23!

Talks of Earth Day, Walt gets an award, garage sales, and bad gifts from the family. Food Porn? More like Snack Disney!

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL!

-Chasidy from Ohio

-Marina from ilovelard.com/women-in-podcasting

-Macy the translator

-Damon aka listener 27

-Sarah from VA

-Big Dumb Donkey Girl

-Carla and Daria (this will explain the show title)!

-Mollie from Ohio not from the Ringwalds!

-Tim C. from Go Rainbow Radio and There are Some Who Call Me Tim!

-Ryan from The Way We See It and Nessa's Jewish Princess!

-Joe Happy Belated Birthday!

-Phreddy who is Phabulous!

-A special thank you for Candy! She's up there with chocolate cake!

A special message at the end of the show! Very exciting!

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EP 22 We're Mean Because We're Downzie Friends

Episode 22 Group show!
We are joined by the the fabulous Mary from A Drink to be Sober, podcast fan extraordinaire Melanie, and the glamorous Ricky from Foul Monkeys.

Voicemails at the end of the show from Tom the Ramble Redhead and Brad from Knoxville!

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EP 21 We're Mean Because We're Legal, Hurrah!

Episode *hic* 21! We can get it ourselves!

-Nick, that is Holly's wii!
-What the hell is with golf on TV?
-Derek will never be a plumber!
-Walt got his husband a new husband!
-Walt puts his foot in his mouth.
-Ooooh Weee Oooh Holly's mom loves Buddy Holly
-Tool of the week, Dr. Phil

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL! HURRAH!
(after a detour to an intervention)

-Bjorn, we're sorry about Harvey.
-Chassidy, thank you, but GAWD DAMN!
-Hex, From our iPod to yours.

-Holly and Walt speak reality Chinese!

-Voicemails at the end of the show!
-Tim from Terminallysingle.net
-Melanie from abroadbroad.blogspot.com
-Ricky from Foulmonkeys.com

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

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EP 20 We're Mean Because of Dysfuntional Families

Episode 20, The show that left without Holly

-Follow up on the 3rd graders who planned to harm their teachers
-Hurrah for cheerleaders who record their evil
-These are the people in your neighborhood
-Confrontation is bad
-Holly and Nessa have big mouths and Walt's sloppy
-Weddings and what to wear, overalls anyone?
-She'll never look more beautiful
-Holly has a fine ass
-Ken will be taking over editing duties

IT'S TIME FOR VIEWER MAIL! (and voicemails)

-Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy
-Melanie from the Clavicle of Texas
-Carla and Daria
-Ricky from Foul Monkeys
-Melanie
-Ron from Kansas City
-Chris from L.A.
-Sky, Walt's new bitch
-Diane from Tasty Jewelry
-Carla from Ohio also not a rapist
-Sarah from Virginia *drink*

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

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We're Mean Because Super Grover Demands It

Okay, here's the picture I took while we were recording the other night. God, I look terrible. Look at that oily skin. The goatee needs to be trimmed in the worst way. And the rest of my face needs a shave. But Super Grover looks adorable.

EP 19 We're Mean Because We Sniff Markers

Episode 19...It is long...but we didn't do a show for Monday...did you even notice? Bitches!

-Nessa shares her plane ticket purchasing fun
-Holly and Nick try to do the right thing
-Walt has more tales of FrankenKlinger
-Holly works with Scrooge
-Birthday cakes and birth month names
-Dial H for Homo
-Sniffing Markers and murderous 3rd graders
-Birthday wishes to Candy, Tim C., and Diane
-Sesame Street
-Other people's children and the secret
-viewermail and voicemails
-Jonathan
-Sean (1988 Represent!)
-(P)hreddy (Miley's #1 Fan)
-LaLaLauren (you can go to muxtape.com to make your own!)
-Chrissy (Thank you!)
-Eric
-Melanie
-Tim (carebears haha)
-Joe (I'm a barbie girl)

-Send us your skype name if you want to participate in a group show or smells like segment! We know you're out there!

-Sponsor Holly with her Walk for Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

-The outtake made it this time! Marital bliss at the Walt and Ken household!


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EP 18 We're Mean Because There Are 23 Positions In a 1 Night Stand

Episode 18...Let the podfade begin!

Random chatter per usual!

New web address for the blog! www.weremeanbecauseyourestupid.com!

Weather, tube tops, and falling at work.

We are thinking of incorporating you fans into our "Smells Like" segments. After all we are the show that fans built! If you want to participate in a segment or in a group show (like EP 17), you will need Skype and a headset! Email us with your skype name and we will let you know when we'll record!

Yummy mac and cheese, Taco Bell, and free pizza!

Walt found a surprise on his doorstep! It was chinese! Thank you Candy!

It's time for viewer mail!

emails from:

Sean (www.pauladeen.com)
Sasha and Travis (www.monistat.com)
Mollie (www.osha.gov/SLTC/workplaceviolence/index.html)
Chris (www.coreyhart.com)
Lesley (www.raffi-world.com/)

Prince will soon be in Holly's basement (after his hip replacement of course)!

Tons of singing in this episode! Sorry! Well, not really.

Voicemails from:

Melanie (http://abroadbroad.blogspot.com/)
Tom (http://rambleredhead.com/)

I thought i put an outtake at the end, but um, it's a minute and a half of silence! Go me! I'll save it for next time :)!

Don't forget about Holly's Walk For Animals! She is so close to her goal! Give a little, give a lot, it's a GREAT cause! You have until May 3rd to help out the animals!

Call and leave us a message at 206-309-0790 or email us at weremeanbecauseyourestupid@gmail.com.


Lemme show u baby Im a talented boy!

EP 17 We're Mean Because It's a Hot Tranny Mess!

Episode 17, A very special episode!

WMBYS's first attempt at a group show! We are joined by:

Michael from QCast CT (qcastct.com)
Eric from Confessions of a Southern Boy (boy-oh-boy.blogspot.com)
Tim from Terminally Single (Terminallysingle.net)

Smells like Three's Company!

Voicemails at the end of the show! Thank you...

Wes from Live it up! http://liveitupthepodcast.com
Michael from Qcast! http://www.qcastct.com
Adam from London! http://adaminlondon.com
Ryan, the Bossy Bottom! http://reallywhatiwantis.blogspot.com
Archerr from Archerr Radio! http://archerradio.com
Tom from Ramble Redhead! http://rambleredhead.com
Ricky from Foul Monkeys! http://foulmonkeys.com
Brad from Knoxville! um...http://www.knoxville.org

(Brad, send your pic! We promise not to laugh when you can hear us ;))

Thanks again to all those who have donated to the Walk for Animals. Remember you have until May 3rd to sponsor Holly and she will be matching dollar for dollar up to $1,000!!

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We're Mean Because Losing Weight Is Hard

Losing weight sucks. It does because it's hard. I talk about it often on the podcast and I keep hearing from people that I'm an inspiration. While that still freaks me out, I absorb every last bit of it and it helps. The support of the people surrounding me, whether it's in real life or from my online friends, has been invaluable. I don't think I could have made it this way without it. That being said, I wanted to give everyone a head's up to a new blog. Listener Melanie (you know, the old and crazy one :-) ) has just started a new blog, A Broad Broad, chronicling her mission to drop some weight. Stop by and show her the love.